I Was Young When I Left Home
Is it political if I tell you that if we burn coal, you’re going to warm the atmosphere? Or is that a statement of fact that you’ve made political? It’s a scientific statement. The fact that there are elements of society that have made it political, that’s a whole other thing.
Neil deGrasse Tyson (via socio-logic)

terror-twilight:

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styrnwilf:

HAHAHAHA

Also look, a well done rape joke.

Maybe tomorrow, well all wear 42, so they won’t tell us apart.”

tomlinwanks:

[never been in a relationship]

[gives relationship advice] 

kegginmeghan:

lessonsforchildren:

kfleminem:

sinbadism:

nintendofunclub:

daily reminder to stop supporting stephen colbert

wheres the joke? wheres the joke colbert

This is the joke. The joke is that the Washington Redskins organization refuses to acknowledge that the term “Redskins” may in fact be racist, so they started an organization to provide resources to Native Americans, which completely misses the point.
Colbert’s (non-existent, btw) “Ching-Chong Ding-Dong Foundation for Sensitivity to Orientals or Whatever” is a parody of what the Redskins organization is actually doing in actual reality. 
It’s lampooning actually stupid bullshit that you, for some reason, are NOT paying attention to.
That’s the joke, you humorless animals.

The satire is sound, you mirthless bastards.

Normally I wouldn’t reblog this shit but he also didn’t even post this and has no connection with this twitter account so chill everyone

kegginmeghan:

lessonsforchildren:

kfleminem:

sinbadism:

nintendofunclub:

daily reminder to stop supporting stephen colbert

wheres the joke? wheres the joke colbert

This is the joke. The joke is that the Washington Redskins organization refuses to acknowledge that the term “Redskins” may in fact be racist, so they started an organization to provide resources to Native Americans, which completely misses the point.

Colbert’s (non-existent, btw) “Ching-Chong Ding-Dong Foundation for Sensitivity to Orientals or Whatever” is a parody of what the Redskins organization is actually doing in actual reality

It’s lampooning actually stupid bullshit that you, for some reason, are NOT paying attention to.

That’s the joke, you humorless animals.

The satire is sound, you mirthless bastards.

Normally I wouldn’t reblog this shit but he also didn’t even post this and has no connection with this twitter account so chill everyone

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.
Margaret Atwood (via pflugerville)

youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

The Beatles - Penny Lane
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wicked-is-hella:

k1ssedbyfire:

things that are awesome

  • women wanting to be stay at home moms or housewives
  • women wanting to be senators or doctors or feminism spokespersons or anything else

things that are not awesome

  • women feeling like they have to be stay at home moms or housewives
  • women feeling like they have to be senators or doctors or feminism spokespersons or anything else

Hey, there’s that post that needed to happen

fen-1994:

Why do you keep saying that?!

Heteronormativity in action.

When I was young, I used to admire intelligent people; as I grow older, I admire kind people.
Abraham Joshua Heschel (via perfect)

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The 80s were the worst two years of my life. - Matthew Broussard